Once upon a time, Prince Homo-meat ran to the dairy to fetch a Pakistani pachyderm. But alas and woe was to him, for they wuz alls out oh noes! So he purchased with his crustacean credit card (made of vulcanized rubber & used chewing gum) "Wun nighte with ye premiyum mediaevale harlotte, and spare ye not th' wax. Sirrah, mayest mine ears hearrah an Amen?" And then the playdough at long last made peace with the macaroni, all whilst Newt Gingrich touched himself for sexual purposes while donning the bonny tunic of a transsexual cowboy paratrooper. A bottle of Jack Daniels and seven 7.62mm rounds later, a good time was had by all.

I like to do the cha cha while I drink the watah in utah wit my fadda, mon chi chi. Hogwash I say! Poppycock! Snarky snorkles.

The Arab emirate state of Qatar occupies approximately 11,437 square kilometers of territory. I also like kittens.